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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded by years of masturbatory ordeals, my vag was wowed by the smoothness of glass, the heft of stainless steel,...
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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of my enemies disappear into the ether; I'm around as technologically-advanced sex toys become commonplace;...
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that's looked like a sort of survivalist hedonism. I've been reaching for comfort sex toys, proven winners, rather than toys I'm...
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Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around their ankles, since the internet was plugged in. An unqualified person on some random...
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