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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded by years of masturbatory ordeals, my vag was wowed by the smoothness of glass, the heft of stainless steel,...
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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma
Tantus Magma, Tantus Splash, Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish, Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0. Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of my enemies...
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Review: Flight
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the inner canal is just how he likes it — soft and smooth as a...
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Review: Fleshlight Vibro
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the “Sex Toy or Baby Toy?” quiz (I got 11/15, by the way), and what isn’t amazing about the...
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make me come like a motherfucker. Like, this is a persistent, undeniable problem. And it’s...
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Review: The Ash Girl
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I moved, I re-arranged my life so that my desk only contains the most pertinent of sex toys. One drawer is...
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Review: Ceres Lace
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a chain-link fence. So that’s a great association… if you’re into prison-inspired sex toys. My thought...
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Review: Joyful Pleasure glass dildos
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel frustrated if I can’t conquer them. Whether it’s sheer size,...
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Review: Downunder Toys
[Sadly, Downunder Toys closed down in 2018. For 100% silicone toys, check out Vixen, Tantus, NYTC, Fuze, Hole Punch Toys, Funkit, BS Atelier, Split Peaches, or Godemiche (ugh).] Contrary to popular...
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Hell Yes: SelfDelve produce-shaped sex toys
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this could more easily pass as a basket of artificial fruits and vegetables. The sex toy world...
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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded by years of masturbatory ordeals, my vag was wowed by the smoothness of glass, the heft of stainless steel,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma
Tantus Magma, Tantus Splash, Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish, Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0. Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of my enemies...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Review: Flight
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the inner canal is just how he likes it -- soft and smooth as a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Review: Fleshlight Vibro
I can't get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn't taken the "Sex Toy or Baby Toy?" quiz (I got 11/15, by the way), and what isn't amazing about the...
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make me come like a motherfucker. Like, this is a persistent, undeniable problem. And it's...
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Review: The Ash Girl
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I moved, I re-arranged my life so that my desk only contains the most pertinent of sex toys. One drawer is...
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Review: Ceres Lace
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a chain-link fence. So that's a great association... if you're into prison-inspired sex toys. My...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Review: Joyful Pleasure glass dildos
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel frustrated if I can't conquer them. Whether it's sheer size,...
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Review: Downunder Toys
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in the world ("your honest approach to this field makes my heart sing," "I'm...
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Hell Yes: SelfDelve produce-shaped sex toys
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this could more easily pass as a basket of artificial fruits and vegetables. The sex toy world...
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